OK, Well, now that the title has your attention, I know you will love this one!! Especially you school teachers! Jazz was 5 at this time and it was about mid-way thru the school year.
Once again, Jazz had to go potty! we were meeting Janet in Abilene and a few miles out, he had to go "Really, really bad".
I told him we were almost to the gas station up ahead where we were meeting him mom. We got there and I went in to let him use the bathroom and I was outside the stall holding the door shut for him.
He told me that in a minute I was going to have to "wipe his Butt". (I knew he was learning to do it, but still did not do a real good job.) I asked him what he did while he was at school, did he wipe it himself or did his teacher do it?
He said, "Oh NOOOOOOOOO, my teacher can't do that, she would get fired and lose her job".
So, a few minutes later, he called out to me and said "Come wipe my butt", so I went into the stall to assist him and as I was helping him, he looked up at me with those big blue eyes and said:
"Good thing you are not a teacher"!
LMAO! Still love that one!
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