Thursday, May 19, 2011

More Jazzism's.......

May 14, 2011. Here's a couple more from our comedian, Jazz.

Well, I'm driving along the freeway to SAMs Club and we see this HUGE camel in an open top horse trailer and his head and both humps are above the top of the trailer. I tell Jazz to look and told him how UGLY it was. He said MiMi, that is just RUDE. I said well, they are so nasty and dirty and he says with sarcasm in his voice, WELL, they do live in the desert!!! He was quite the comedian today. AGAIN!

and on the same day:


So Jazz asked me on the way home from Abilene if I was going the speed limit. I told him yes and he said how come when you go the speed limit it seems slow and when my momma goes the speed limit it seems really fast! Lol. Anyone that's ever ridden with her will understand that! Lol